This was what it was like the first week at my new job.
I’m pretty proud of the skull
This is me sneezing and it’s one of the most adorable things you’ll watch all day.
Once upon a dim stage dreary, while I twirled, weak and weary
Under many quaint and curious gaze’s of voyeurs wanting more
While I spun round, nearly falling, suddenly there came a calling
the voice of which was quite appalling, appalling and it screamed out “WHORE”
Tis’ some drunkard, I muttered, screaming out the insult “WHORE”
Only this and nothing more.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
This is the best post ever.
I can’t breathe!
DYING DYING DYING DYING OFFICIALLY DEAD
Hey, hey, hey Mike, look. XD